Perfect Email for Appraisers

April 13th, 2006

Millionaires24.com - Worlds Upper Class eMail Account

From the company’s press release:

Welcome to the 21st century! Do you own a luxury car and enjoy the exclusivity? Of course… But why restrict yourself? Now the time has come to define your financial status even in the digital world. Do you belong to high society? Then take this chance to demonstrate your position in an unambiguous manner. Sign up for an email address at Millionaires24.com. The overall number is limited to only 10,000 worldwide and membership is available for US $399.00 monthly. This email account offers all the features of a professional global webmail service including unlimited eMail traffic, address book, task manager, date reminder function, pop3 function and many more. With an email address at Millionaires24.com you will show all your email recipients that you have made it! An ordinary person cannot afford US $399.00 per month for an email address. Again, what is the point of a yacht in Monaco, a villa in Beverley Hills, or a Bentley in your garage when you are just one out of the billions on the Internet? Rise above the crowd! In a time where everyone is judged by his financial status, the members of Millionaires24.com can demonstrate their wealth. This is like a virtual diamond ring. To guarantee the exclusivity of the desired email address the number of members is limited, to the most elite ten thousand individuals worldwide. Can you can afford it? Show it!

Editorial Comments: Hard to argue with a sales pitch like that (complete with typos). Let’s see $399/month @ 12 months = $4,788 per year for an email account - Internet access not included. Just becuase you want to know, if they get 10,000 accounts that would be $47,880,000 per year. I think I will start Billionaires24.com and charge half-price becuase everyone knows billionaires are into good deals.

Contemporary Lexicon of Office Space Terms - Have You Been Prairie Dogging?

April 11th, 2006

The work environment has been changing over the last several years and with these changes come new terms to describe the various arrangements and workspaces. Some of the more commonplace names today such as bull-pen, cube farm, and telecommuting have given way to a group of labels that more “aptly” describe the new “task areas”.

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I cannot find the original sources for some of these terms that I have been collecting for a while. Many of them came from a column in Wired Magazine called Jargon Watch or from Word Spy. Thought I would present them here for you to review. Have some to add or know the source(s)? Send me a comment.

Cube farm - A collection of cubicles in an office.

Free range - Workspaces that are available to anyone in the company on a first- come, first-served basis, with no reservations required.

Group address - Unassigned team spaces designed for use by project teams and other groups.

Home office - The most common form of telecommuting, in which employees work at home one or more days per week.

Hot desk - A desk that is not assigned to a particular employee, but rather is available for use and can be reserved in advance by a mobile worker whenever they are required to be in the office.

Hot desking - Open office spaces with easily movable furniture and partitions that support on-the-spot group meetings or quickly assembled individual work areas.

Hoteling – (also called office hoteling) is the practice of providing office space to employees on an as-needed rather than on the traditional, constantly reserved basis. This reduces the amount of physical space that a business needs, lowering overhead cost while (ideally) ensuring that every worker can access office resources when necessary.

A hoteling system may include a reservation program that anticipates demand, manages how to meet the demand when it occurs, and prevents resource hoarding (the making of just-in-case reservations to ensure space is always available, whether needed or not). Employees can retain their own telephone number extension and voice mailbox. Hoteling systems can be especially useful to businesses in which employees travel frequently. Remote offices can exist almost anywhere, equipped with ports for notebook computers. Some companies provide special rooms, designed specifically for hoteling, equipped with tables, chairs, and even food services.

Office hoteling began in 1994 with the non-territorial office, conceived by the advertising agency Chiat/Day. Today the concept is used to advantage by diverse businesses including real estate agencies, consulting firms, law firms, manufacturers’ representatives, telecommuters, and flex-time workers.

Huddle spaces - Areas such as cybercafes, which are designed for informal meetings, chance encounters and work breaks to foster idea exchange and communication.

Learning spaces - Rooms that provide a traditional classroom environment or a space for interactive learning experiences.

Lifestyle office - An office organized in such a way that it suits the way of life and style of working of each employee.

Permanent assigned - The traditional situation of one workspace being assigned solely to a single employee or group to support individual or collaborative work.

Prairie-dogging - When the heads of office workers pop up over cubicle walls in response to a loud voice or noise. (Ok so this is not a term describing office space but I just really like the term and thought I would share it.)

Shared assigned - Two or more employees are assigned to the same workspace and figure out a schedule to use the area at different times.

Telecenters - Business centers where many companies rent space for their employees. Centers are equipped with receptionists, clerical help, e-mail and voice mail.

Tenant space - Group spaces that are rented for projects where employees will be working together for a short but intense period.

Touchdown center - A facility where business travelers can make calls, plug in their notebook computers, and connect to the Internet.

Videoconferencing rooms - A room specially designed to support the lighting, acoustic and other special technological requirements of group communication.

Virtual office
- Employees who are constantly on the move carry their offices with them. Laptops and various telecommunications services allow mobile workers to connect to the central office from virtually any location.

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Australian Rotating House

April 11th, 2006

Rotating House

Treehugger: Everingham Rotating House: Thinking Outside the Square

Have you ever wanted to sit in your house and see all points around it without having to get up. I’m mean c’mon, do you really want to miss that key moment in the game just because some commotion is going on in the back yard? TiVo’s and DVR’s watch out, there is no need to pause the action any longer…just rotate the house to see what is going on.

True to its name, the rotating house sits upon a central pivot point and rotates 360 degrees and the whim of the couch potato button-pushers sitting inside. Powered by an electric motor “not much bigger than a washing machine motor,” its the only (non-floating) house we can think of that might make you seasick, but will never make you sick of the view.

Living in the Treetops: Free Spirit Spheres

April 11th, 2006

Living in the Treetops: Free Spirit Spheres - Gizmodo

Eyeball Tree House

This picture says it all. If you ever wanted to live in the trees in a spherical house…well now you can.

America’s overvalued real estate

April 10th, 2006

America’s overvalued real estate

299 SF for $200K

This blog is a riot…assuming of course you aren’t one of the buyers of the shown properties. Latest entries include a 299 SF (that is not a typo) for $500,000 (also not a typo), or this gem:

One bedroom, one bathroom property priced at just below $500k. One reader of the blog described it as:

“The tar paper roof. The tin smoke stack, the plywood deck, and the foreground wall looks like it is made from fencing. This thing looks like some poor sod went to the local hardware store or scrounged up some stuff and built his own domicile on some land he had. And for something like that you have to pay nearly a half of a million dollars! Unbelievable! Do people not see how insane this is?”

Let’s just hope our own homes don’t end up on this site..unless of course the sales have closed : )